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CULTIVATING QUEER, NEURODIVERGENT + WOMB-HOLDING LEADERS TO REAWAKEN MENSTRUAL CYCLE + C*NT WORSHIP FOR HUMANITY

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WELCOME TO CUNTOPIA - THE GATHERING

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FLASH SALE!!!! 24 HOUR PRICING on VDAY: FOUR SPOTS available at only $999 if you pay $333 deposit by midnight! FOUR SPOTS available at only $1,111 if you pay $444 deposit by midnight. Regular admission (after midnight): $1,227 *Payment plans available upon request. Local Costa Rican National price: $350

 

 

You know deep inside of you - you were meant to make a BIG IMPACT + change the world.

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You feel called to connect with a community that empowers you to step into your calling as a confident leader.  You are done with leadership and business modalities that are based on domination, burn-out and linear time.

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You are ready to integrate a way of living that dismantles the internalized patriarchy from your brain so you can get past perfectionism, people pleasing, productivity shaming, self-hate and imposter syndrome to show up as an aligned teacher, mentor, coach, entrepreneur or leader to show others how to do the same.

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You want to be a part of a CUNTASTIC community and group of friends who support your mission to create a world where we are equally valued, free from shame, living in tune with our menstrual cycles and accessing our full creative potential.

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JOIN US AT: CUNTOPIA - THE GATHERING

Where the world's emerging leaders are coming together to ADDRESS HUMANITY'S COLLECTIVE WOMB TRAUMA and DISMANTLE the patriarchy from the inside out by teaching humanity to fall in love with the menstrual cycle - the cycle of life.

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Travel to the Jungle in LIBERTAD, Costa Rica to dive deep into a process that will transform you into the leader of the divine feminine awakening movement.

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Just 6,000 years ago - the earth had a flourishing global matriarchy that honored and worshipped the womb, the earth and their cycles. It is up to us as responsible leaders, to re-awaken this knowledge to heal the generations of shame, violence and indoctrination placed upon our wombs if we are to thrive again as humanity. All genders suffer from the violence and shame of the feminine- and all genders can benefit from this healing.

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We gather March 17 through 22 at the epic Machucampo retreat center to embark on an unforgettable journey with your future mentorship community + friends. Over the course of 6 days and 5 nights, we will undo everything we thought we knew to help you tap into your natural infradian cycles and those of the earth - as the deepest medicine you need to step into your truth as a leader.

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Eight of you will get a chance to teach your OWN workshop at the gathering, receive professional photos of the classes you teach to help build your portfolio and receive direct feedback from the mentorship group.

 

We will take you on an epic journey- from the inner workings and shadows of your Inner Autumn and destructive Kali energy force, to the Creatrix manifestation power of your Inner Winter menstrual energy. Then you will rebirth in your Inner Spring with practical tools to implement this wisdom into action, and end in your Inner Summer, where you are ready to radiate, shine and share everything you've learned with the outside world.

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This work is for ALL GENDERS- women, men, nonbinary, trans, intersex... Womb Work and the awakening of the divine feminine and healing of its balance with the divine masculine is necessary to work towards being leaders who minimize harm.

 

The only one who can do it - is you. It's always been YOU. The power has always been within, let this loving mentorship space remind you + rekindle your truth.

 

You were meant to lead us to a more equitable world. It is our duty to do the inner work,  invest in ourselves, learn from one another and share our talents with the world.

 

What are you waiting for? 

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MY STORY

 

Since I was born I was told I was broken.

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I thought there was something inherently wrong with me. It got worse as I got older. It manifested as mental illness, but doctors couldn't figure it out, PMDD, Depression, Bipolar, ADHD, PTSD... the list goes on and on.

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In short I had...

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👉  No self esteem, lost all my passion and drive

👉  Was below the poverty line on public assistance

👉  Had unmanageable mental health, self harmed, was constantly triggered

👉  My physical health went out the window 

👉  My ability to lead and all my dreams of running a company died

👉  I got stuck in a soul-sucking job and was constantly burned out

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I had enough.

 

I threw out all I knew and began a wellness journey - to HEAL myself instead of masking symptoms.

 

I went ALL IN to find the root cause

 

What I discovered was my disconnection from the cycles of life and in particular, my menstrual cycle. By embracing CYCLICAL LIVING it was so LIFE altering, I knew I had to  share it. I was able to heal myself, live medication-free and find the true root cause of why I was misdiagnosed multiple times.

 

The magic that happens when you develop a connection to your womb and the natural cycles of life, is you begin to trust yourself enough to LISTEN TO YOUR INTUITION and understand what works for YOU, no matter what experts, friends, family or others try to project onto you.

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You become so CONFIDENT IN YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR POWER +

YOUR BEING that nothing can stop you. 

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You remember who you were before you forgot.

 

Since then I...

 

👉  Became confident in my neurodivergent + queer identities

👉  Unf*cked the Patriarchy from my MIND to lead courageously

👉  Restored POWER to manifest my dreams

👉  Fell in  LOVE my menstrual cycle, the lunar cycles + the seasons

👉  Ran two successful businesses while working full time without any burn-out

👉  Rekindled all my passions as a dancer and CREATRIX

👉  Traveled the world giving workshops to spiritual leaders, living in 5 different countries in 1 year spreading Cyclical Living  

 

And the best part... I’ve also helped coach others to do the same.

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I've coached writers, publishers, film professionals, corporate leaders, public office candidates, board members, yoga teachers, spiritual leaders and more... to stop the burned out, self-shaming, self-hating, productivity-centered, disconnected methods not serving them + making them feel powerless, afraid and stuck.

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Now they live in flow with Lunar, Seasonal and Womb life cycles, in tune with their true spiritual calling, in charge of their own health + wellness and stepped up with confidence to teach their own students, clients and employees the same methods.

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You were meant to be here. You were meant to do great things. In a world that profits off you making yourself small - you are the RESISTANCE by blowing TF up and leading the Cuntopia movement.

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At CUNTOPIA THE GATHERING - I WILL SHOW YOU HOW!!

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DETAILS + LOGISTICS

DATES:
March 17 - 22, 2023

LOCATION + RETREAT CENTER:
MachuCampo
Libertad, Costa Rica
(1hr from SJO Airport)

On-site we have 9 glamping tents directly on the river. You will share a tent with one other attendee and all 3 meals per day are included. We have off-site options for lower costs.

GETTING HERE:
Upon registration, your transportation schedule will be coordinated with the team
Shuttles + carpools will be coordinated - pricing may vary (will be less than $40 each way)

DAILY MEALS:
All meals will be gluten-free and vegan, with two pescatarian options
All meals are included in the package price-
2 meals on arrival, 3 meals per day, then breakfast on departure day with an optional Lunch add-on for last day

TEACHING OPPORTUNITIES:

-6-8 of you will have a chance to teach a 30-45 minute workshop of your own!
-Those of you who teach a workshop will receive professional photos teaching at the event
-5-6 scholarship attendees will automatically qualify for a teaching slot


SCHEDULE:
 
DAY ONE - Cast the Circle
-Arrival, Lunch, Unpacking at Machucampo
-Dinner Meet + Greet 
-Music by the Fire, Cast the Circle + Intention setting
 
DAY TWO - Inner Autumn
-Breakfast at Machucampo
-Inner Autumn Meditation 
-Inner Autumn, Luteal Phase, Waning Moon Workshop 
-Inner Autumn Yoga - group womb trauma release + anger release embodiment
-2 attendee lead workshops
-Lunch
-Menstruality + Cyclical Living as the future of your business - running womb-based business
-Unpacking the Genderless paradigm of womb healing + our future as leaders
-Deconstructing colonized mindset of limiting belief systems for Leaders
-Intimate Concert with Cyrille Aimee + Handmade Moments
 
DAY THREE - Inner Winter
-Breakfast at Machucampo
-Inner Winter Meditation on the Machuca River
-Inner Winter Yoga
-Inner Winter, Menstrual Phase, New Moon Workshop
-2 attendee-lead workshops
-Lunch + walk to Red Tent at La Tierra Roja
-Manifestation magic + science workshop + envisioning your future
-Magical properties of menstrual blood and semen workshop for leaders
-Sacred Manifestation Ceremony + offering your blood to the river + fluids to the earth
-Dinner + sacred integration with herbalism students in Tacotal + campfire music jam
 
DAY FOUR - Inner Spring
-Breakfast at Machucampo
-Inner Spring Imagination play meditation
-Hike to Yoga Shala at Alegria
-Inner Spring, Follicular Phase, Waxing Moon Workshop + Business planning
-Inner Spring Yoga
-Nude River dip in Machuca River at Tacotal + walk to Ecovilla
-Lunch 
-Nap + integration
-How to get shit done when you're neurodivergent: moving with the flow + deconstructing linear time
-Cyclical Living self-coaching methods for neurodivergent leaders
-Coaching exchange group practice
-Dinner
-Ecstatic Dance/Contact Improv Party in Ecovilla (shuttle to + from)
 
DAY FIVE - Inner Summer
-Breakfast at Machucampo
-Inner Summer Meditation
-Inner Summer, Ovulatory Phase, Full Moon workshop
-Inner Summer Yoga Flow
-Sexual healing + Orgasm Manifestation Magic
-Confidence workshop for neurodivergent, queer + womb-holding leaders
-Fasting for Temazcal
-Temazcal
-Dinner + fireside music
 
DAY SIX - Close the Circle
-Breakfast
-Meditation
-Closing Circle Ceremony + Final Shares
-Integration workshop - taking this with you into your life and business
-Photo/Contact exchanges
-Optional Lunch for people still here
-Cuddle puddles + rest for those staying
-Clean-up + close out next day for volunteers + work-study


PRICING:
Regular price: $1,227
*Costa Rican local price: $350
*All scholarships and Work Study positions are full

 

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FAQ

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What if I want to come early or leave late?

Include the dates you want to come in your application and we will send you local or on-site accommodation options

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What do I need to bring?

Swim suit, yoga mat, headlamp, chemical free bug spray and sunscreen, journal + pens!

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Black and white photos above by Shae, owner of Bodyscapesinnature

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CUNTOPIA TEACHERS + ARTISTS

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Lexi Mondot

Menstrual Cycle Awareness, Womb healing + Cyclical Yoga

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Alexander Quann

Mindset + Unconscious beliefs workshop

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Cat Friel

Body healing through positive self talk workshop

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Elzmarie Eckert

Moving with the Cycles of Embodied Somatic Healing for Trauma resolution

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Morgan Palmer

Orgasmic manifestation, sexual intimacy + healing through relationships workshop

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Elisheva Seraphine

Anti-racism workshop

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Yahné Ndgo

Activism + radical leadership

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Yael Haar

Kundalini Embodiment

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Lior Allay

Gender expression, sensuality and intimacy healing workshop

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Teona Washington

Business coaching for womb holders + marginalized folx

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Greta Castro

Menstrual Cycle Educator + AcroYoga Instructor

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Jasmine Elkhoga

Ecstatic Dance Facilitator

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Anna Von Wodtke

Yoga, play + presence workshop

CUNTOPIA STAFF + WORK STUDY

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Lexi Mondot

Founder + CEO

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Alexander Quann

Assistant Coordinator

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Cat Friel

Assistant Coordinator

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Elzmarie Eckert

Assistant Coordinator

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Planeta

Translator

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Brad Farmer

Machu Campo host

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Morgan Palmer

Social Media Manager

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Dietrich McGaffey

Chef

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Matthew Human

Musician + Finca Vida Verde Host

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Cyrille Aimee

Music Coordinator

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Megan Hunt

Venue Manager

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Ross Lewin

Photographer

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Lior Allay

Assistant Photographer

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Sarah Wu

Herbalist Guest Facilitator

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Washington D.C., USA + San Mateo, Costa Rica

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