YOU CAME TO RETURN
THE BLOOD TO THE EARTH
You are not average.
You're not 'relatable' and never have been because you're special
You see things + make connections others don't
When you are ready to get real about your gifts
To lead a global movement
That centers the womb - for a more equitable world
To be your ancestor's dream.. only then:
A New Earth is born. And it needs you to lead it.
You know it in your bones.
This is common among witches who unfuck themslves
+ their communities from patriarchy
You are a leader and midwife of the largest spiritual evolutionary shift the planet has seen in millenia. It is time to guide others to stop people pleasing away truth, procrastinating desires, and letting imposter syndrome ruin dreams.
CUTNOPIA is a movement of witches stewarding the global awakening of the divine feminine consciousness, leading through Womb + Earth reverent leadership.
Stop wasting time serving a 9-5 and start serving your purpose instead
Create a more equitable world as a leader of the Cuntopia movement
Find a coven community of witches here to steward the mass awakening
Expand your community's potential by learning from a potent coven filled with the greatest thought leaders of our time.
MY STORY
Before I was teaching workshops around the world, hosting international retreats and selling out transformative group programs...
I was burned out at a job whose clients' values clashed heavily with mine, in a relationship that was stifling my soul, afraid to offer a free workshop to the community.
You might not be a total amateur, you may even be teaching already, or sharing your gifts in other ways, but you're ready to experience massive GROWTH.
Let's get real... You KNOW from the depths of your CVNT that you are NOT meant to stay where you are right now. And you are not about to waste another year doing the same sht.
You see others blowing up, living life, thriving in their purpose and you say to yourself 'that's what I'm meant to be doing too' - YOU KNOW you are capable of soooo much more. And sometimes you get really motivated, start to play bigger, go all in... and then you get scared, or anxious and shrink again.
When you are ready to stop playing at the amateur level and get real fcking serious about your life, your purpose and truly LEAD from your womb's intuition to change the world... then the CVNT COVEN MEMBERSHIP is for YOU.
This mentorship is for POWERFUL witches, CVNTY queer leaders and Neurospicy GAME CHANGERS here to pioneer a new paradigm as empire falls. You are not average. You're not relateable because you're special. You are one of the chosen ones who can SEE the way through. You know it in your bones. And if you are ready to take the plunge, join the membership and we'll see you at the next Moon Ceremony where you will blow us out of the water with your audacity, witch 🪄 👀
Get ready to blow your own mind and create the world of your dreams, witch <3
If you are ready to take the plunge, join the membership and we'll see you soon at...
Bimonthly new and full moon circles (2 live ceremonies/month)
Free leadership support group calls + masterclasses
Weekly Cuntadalini Yoga
Monthly OMGoddess Bookclub
Click below to join the CUNT COVEN Membership for only $27/month - access to the community + our library of classes!
Contact Me
Washington D.C., USA + San Mateo, Costa Rica
© 2025 by The Cycle Witch
