UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY
From Silenced People Pleaser to Fucking Unapologetic Creatrix Making your MAGIC in the World!!!
HI! I'm LEXI, aka, The Cycle Witch, Birther of CUNTOPIA - a movement towards normalizing CUNT worship as our most powerful way of combatting the Patriarchy...
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TO REMEMBER WHO WE WERE BEFORE WE FORGOT - To wake the witches​
And I am here to announce a program to awaken your SOULS to your MISSION...
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UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY
From Silenced People Pleaser to Fucking Unapologetic Creatrix Making your Magic in the World...
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We are DONE with...
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People pleasing and abandoning our desires and needs to care for others
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Always burning out but wondering wtf we actually achieved!
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Shaming ourselves for not being more 'productive' when we were bleeding!
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Having to do things perfectly so they take FOREVER, or we just don't do them!
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Struggling to make decisions and regretting them anyways!
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Making plans for better health but then sabotaging them for no apparent reason!
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Shaming ourselves for sabotaging those plans.... and hating ourselves (just a little)
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Hating our bodies and menstrual cycle - treating it like a nuisance
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Doom scrolling in anxiety instead of using our voice and serving our community
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We are STEPPING INTO...
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Starting that business or teaching that class
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Being IN LOVE with your body's FLOW tapping into your energy cycles like a MAGICAL WITCH
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Speaking your truth to your family, community and job
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Actually following through with your health, professional and personal goals with FLOW and EASE
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Doing the thing that scares you but that you can't stop thinking about
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If you are spending your days doom scrolling, procrastinating on the website you said you'd build, self conscious about teaching, while always too overwhelmed with so much busy work you're in an endless state of overwhelm, mood swings and period pain...
IT'S TIME TO BREAK FREE.
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JOIN CUNTOPIA'S FIRST ONLINE GROUP PROGRAM!
UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY is a 5-week program where you will learn the 9 main pitfalls of the patriarchy and the body, mind and spirit medicine to address them over the course of 5 weeks (4 active weeks, one rest week)​
The only one who can do it - is you. It's always been YOU. The power has always been within, let this loving mentorship space remind you + rekindle your truth.
You were meant to lead us to a more equitable world. It is our duty to do the inner work, invest in ourselves, learn from one another and share our talents with the world.
What are you waiting for?
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OUR CUNTY CURRICULUM FOR THIS CUNTAINER
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PREMENSTRUAL MODULE | SEDUCTRESS OF DARKNESS - WEEK OF OCTOBER 20
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Monday, October 21 at 6:30pm EST | PreMenstrual Workshop
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Wednesday, October23 at 1pm EST | PreMenstrual Yoga Class
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Thursday, October 24 at 6:30pm EST | PreMenstrual Office hours
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MENSTRUAL MODULE | VISIONARY CREATRIX CRONE - WEEK OF OCTOBER 27
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Monday, October 28 at 6:30pm EST | Menstrual Workshop
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Wednesday, October 30 at 1pm EST | Menstrual Yoga Class
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Thursday, October 31 at 3pm EST | Menstrual Office hours + Samhain ceremony
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REST WEEK - WEEK OF NOVEMBER 3
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FOLLICULAR MODULE | PLAYFUL + VIBRANT MAIDEN - WEEK OF NOVEMBER 10
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Monday, November 11 at 6:30pm EST | Follicular Workshop
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Wednesday, November 13 at 1pm EST | Follicular Yoga Class
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Thursday, November 14 at 6:30pm EST | Follicular Office hours
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OVULATORY MODULE | EMBODIED MOTHER - WEEK OF NOVEMBER 17
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Monday, November 18 at 6:30pm EST | Ovulatory Workshop
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Wednesday, November 20 at 1pm EST | Ovulatory Yoga Class
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Thursday, November 21 at 6:30pm EST | Ovulatory Office hours
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Friday, November 22 at 6:30pm EST | GRADUATION!
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This work is for ALL GENDERS- women, men, nonbinary, trans, intersex... Womb Work and the awakening of the divine feminine and healing of its balance with the divine masculine is necessary to work towards being leaders who minimize harm. Please keep in mind that while all of the content refers to the infradian rhythm and applies whether you menstruate or not- a large portion of the workshops will specifically pertain to the menstrual cycle's attributes. All genders are welcome whether you menstruate or not, but if deep discussion about menstrual attributes will trigger you or make you upset, please keep that in mind before signing up for this container.
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MY STORY
Since I was born I was told I was broken.
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I thought there was something inherently wrong with me. It got worse as I got older. It manifested as mental illness, but doctors couldn't figure it out, PMDD, Depression, Bipolar, ADHD, PTSD... the list goes on and on.
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In short I had...
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👉 No self esteem, lost all my passion and drive
👉 Was below the poverty line on public assistance
👉 Had unmanageable mental health, self harmed, was constantly triggered
👉 My physical health went out the window
👉 My ability to lead and all my dreams of running a company died
👉 I got stuck in a soul-sucking job and was constantly burned out
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I had enough.
I threw out all I knew and began a wellness journey - to HEAL myself instead of masking symptoms.
I went ALL IN to find the root cause
What I discovered was my disconnection from the cycles of life and in particular, my menstrual cycle. By embracing CYCLICAL LIVING it was so LIFE altering, I knew I had to share it. I was able to heal myself, live medication-free and find the true root cause of why I was misdiagnosed multiple times.
The magic that happens when you develop a connection to your womb and the natural cycles of life, is you begin to trust yourself enough to LISTEN TO YOUR INTUITION and understand what works for YOU, no matter what experts, friends, family or others try to project onto you.
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You become so CONFIDENT IN YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR POWER +
YOUR BEING that nothing can stop you.
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You remember who you were before you forgot.
Since then I...
👉 Became confident in my neurodivergent + queer identities
👉 Unf*cked the Patriarchy from my MIND to lead courageously
👉 Restored POWER to manifest my dreams
👉 Fell in LOVE my menstrual cycle, the lunar cycles + the seasons
👉 Ran two successful businesses while working full time without any burn-out
👉 Rekindled all my passions as a dancer and CREATRIX
👉 Traveled the world giving workshops to spiritual leaders, living in 5 different countries in 1 year spreading Cyclical Living
And the best part... I’ve also helped coach others to do the same.
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I've coached writers, publishers, film professionals, corporate leaders, public office candidates, board members, yoga teachers, spiritual leaders and more... to stop the burned out, self-shaming, self-hating, productivity-centered, disconnected methods not serving them + making them feel powerless, afraid and stuck.
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Now they live in flow with Lunar, Seasonal and Womb life cycles, in tune with their true spiritual calling, in charge of their own health + wellness and stepped up with confidence to teach their own students, clients and employees the same methods.
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You were meant to be here. You were meant to do great things. In a world that profits off you making yourself small - you are the RESISTANCE by blowing TF up and leading the Cuntopia movement.
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IN UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM PATRIARCHY- I WILL SHOW YOU HOW!
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